President Felipe Calderón of Mexico has announced that Mexico
will not participate in the next Summer Olympics . He said
that, "Any one who can run, jump, or swim has already left the
country."
PANHANDLING WORKS IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT SIGN!
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off
ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free
house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can take home a suitcase
full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have
no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back
to Mexico"
